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#1 Eleven

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:34 PM

This thread inspired by sizzle's post in the GDT.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:38 PM

If Doughnutting is a fall sport: Cinnamon Frycake wears the 'C'

Any other season: Cream-filled (And not that Boston Crap.)

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:39 PM

Chocolate finger.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:39 PM

Yo, why is this OT?

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:40 PM

View PostGlass Case Of Emotion, on 06 March 2014 - 09:38 PM, said:

If Doughnutting is a fall sport: Cinnamon Frycake wears the 'C'

Any other season: Cream-filled (And not that Boston Crap.)

The "Boston Crap" is my co-captain (but I call it Bavarian Cream so it's ok) with that applesauce-crumbly doughnut.  All of the other doughnuts will follow their orders.

View Postsizzlemeister, on 06 March 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

Yo, why is this OT?

On the Table.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:40 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:39 PM, said:

The "Boston Crap" is my co-captain (but I call it Bavarian Cream so it's ok) with that applesauce-crumbly doughnut.  All of the other doughnuts will follow their orders.

September-November Cinnamon Frycake answers to NO ONE.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:41 PM

The Captain My Captain donut from Voodoo Donuts, obviously

http://m.yelp.com/me...aptain-doughnut

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:42 PM

View PostGlass Case Of Emotion, on 06 March 2014 - 09:40 PM, said:

September-November Cinnamon Frycake answers to NO ONE.

Pfft.  My army of Bavarian Cream and applesauce-crumbly doughnuts will make them yield.  Especially the Bavarian ones.  They have ways of making your frenchy frycakes surrender, you know.

View Postd4rksabre, on 06 March 2014 - 09:41 PM, said:

The Captain My Captain donut from Voodoo Donuts, obviously

http://m.yelp.com/me...aptain-doughnut

###### portland.  I mean, really?  Portland.  Portland got on the Seattle "coolness" (it wasn't) twenty years too late.

Edited by Eleven, 06 March 2014 - 09:43 PM.


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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:42 PM

The correct answer is paczki.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:44 PM

Great.  We can't even pronounce the correct answer.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:44 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:42 PM, said:



Pfft.  My army of Bavarian Cream and applesauce-crumbly doughnuts will make them yield.  Especially the Bavarian ones.  They have ways of making your frenchy frycakes surrender, you know.



###### portland.  I mean, really?  Portland.

It's covered in f*cking Mike Peca's essence.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:45 PM

Texas sized donuts from Paula's? Yeah, they rule over all of your puny girlie donuts.

Edited by sizzlemeister, 06 March 2014 - 09:45 PM.


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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:45 PM

View Postsizzlemeister, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 PM, said:

Texas sized donuts from Paula's? Yeah, they rule over all if your puny girlie donuts.

Can they play net?

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM

The Koharski.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

Great.  We can't even pronounce the correct answer.
Damn non pollacks!!  It's pronounced pachkee.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM

fu ck's sake, the answer is peanut stick (and it must be paula's, as she is rightful heir to freddies).

i am more resolute about this than anything i have ever posted here, or anywhere on the 'net.

close this thread. now. there is no debate.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM

View PostDGW54321, on 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM, said:

Damn non pollacks!!  It's pronounced pachkee.

Yeah well it can captain the Poland doughnut team.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

View Postd4rksabre, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 PM, said:



Can they play net?

Imagine John Scott playing net with skill and an edge.  You got it, bro.  These are your donut overlords.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

View PostThat Aud Smell, on 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM, said:

fu ck's sake, the answer is peanut stick (and it must be paula's, as she is rightful heir to freddies).

i am more resolute about this than anything i have ever posted here, or anywhere on the 'net.

close this thread. now. there is no debate.

You are a foul troglodyte with no appreciation for proper doughnuts.  Peanut eater.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

View Postsizzlemeister, on 06 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:



Imagine John Scott playing net with skill and an edge.  You got it, bro.  These are your donut overlords.

:lol:

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:55 PM

View PostDGW54321, on 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM, said:

Damn non pollacks!!  It's pronounced pachkee.

I bought some today. Box says something like "PUNCH-kee." That would be my captain — tough nosed SOB. Like Eleven, I want a custard-filled, chocolate iced captain.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:55 PM

Duck Donuts in the Outer Banks.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:55 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

You are a foul troglodyte with no appreciation for proper doughnuts.  Peanut eater.

Your an idiot.

(No, but really. In heaven, Paula's peanut sticks are served three times daily, at each meal. and we will need to fight if you say otherwise.)

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:56 PM

View Postd4rksabre, on 06 March 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

It's covered in f*cking Mike Peca's essence.

Finally a nutritional selling point for donuts!

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:56 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:48 PM, said:



Yeah well it can captain the Poland doughnut team.
Dziekuje!  (Thank you)

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:57 PM

View PostLoveAndWarrener, on 06 March 2014 - 09:55 PM, said:

Duck Donuts in the Outer Banks.

Dammit, KIND of doughnut, not baker.  Geez.  You and sizzle should get together and deep fry each other or something.

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Dziekuje!  (Thank you)

WTF is that?!

Edited by Eleven, 06 March 2014 - 09:58 PM.


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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:59 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:42 PM, said:

Pfft.  My army of Bavarian Cream and applesauce-crumbly doughnuts will make them yield.  Especially the Bavarian ones.  They have ways of making your frenchy frycakes surrender, you know.

I'm not promoting a beignet, Both my donuts are American. And your filling is just gross.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:59 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:57 PM, said:

Dammit, KIND of doughnut, not baker.  Geez.  You and sizzle should get together and deep fry each other or something.

A cruller comment I have not heard. Back to you, Clipper.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:00 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 09:57 PM, said:



Dammit, KIND of doughnut, not baker.  Geez.  You and sizzle should get together and deep fry each other or something.



WTF is that?!

Polish for thank you.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:01 PM

View PostGlass Case Of Emotion, on 06 March 2014 - 09:59 PM, said:

I'm not promoting a beignet, Both my donuts are American. And your filling is just gross.

I propose a doughnut war.  Of course, I have no way of animating the doughnuts, but still, I'm convinced.  Your frycakes will surrender.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:01 PM

Bear Claw.  I really think you need size and grit in a leader.


Also, we need to move all the unrestricted honey cruellers for timbits and future considerations.

Edited by BuffaloSoldier2010, 06 March 2014 - 10:03 PM.


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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:03 PM

The bear claw does have a lot to commend it.

Edited by Eleven, 06 March 2014 - 10:03 PM.


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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:04 PM

A Texas donut is a kind of donut.  THIS IS MY THREAD, I'LL TALK ABOUT WHATEVER DONUTS I WANT TO...I'm entitled.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:05 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 10:01 PM, said:

I propose a doughnut war.  Of course, I have no way of animating the doughnuts, but still, I'm convinced.  Your frycakes will surrender.

http://www.amazon.co...y/dp/B00872HO8E

View Postsizzlemeister, on 06 March 2014 - 10:04 PM, said:

A Texas donut is a kind of donut.  THIS IS MY THREAD, I'LL TALK ABOUT WHATEVER DONUTS I WANT TO...I'm entitled.

Finally! Sizzle recognizes the importance of entitlements!

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:06 PM

View Postsizzlemeister, on 06 March 2014 - 10:04 PM, said:

A Texas donut is a kind of donut.  THIS IS MY THREAD, I'LL TALK ABOUT WHATEVER DONUTS I WANT TO...I'm entitled.

And a Brett Hull is a kind of hockey player.  F Texas.

View PostGlass Case Of Emotion, on 06 March 2014 - 10:05 PM, said:


Yeah, it's pink.  Figures.  Frycake eater.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:07 PM

My captain is the simple fry cake.  Fry cake is that which the team is built around.  If you can't make a fry cake that shines on its own, turn your fryer off.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:07 PM

How about the good ol' chocolate cake doughnut, maybe glazed?  He's a grizzly veteran but he'll always be there.

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:07 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 10:06 PM, said:

Yeah, it's pink.  Figures.  Frycake eater.

Really? From the guy slapping the 'A' on the donut who's filling most resembles mammalian male gamete syrup?

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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:08 PM

View PostEleven, on 06 March 2014 - 10:06 PM, said:

Frycake eater.

Shut your pie hole before I shut it for you, cream licker.





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