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#1 Ghost of Dwight Drane

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 02:37 PM

It's that time.....time to objectify the athletes going for gold, and maybe find a new stalking candidate.

Here is the link to the rosters with pictures. Feel free to add or embed.

http://sochi2014.iih...ms/canada/#list



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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:44 PM

Julie Chu of US is my favorite.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:53 PM

Voted for Canada - Spooner - 5'10" and 176 lbs!  That's a warrior woman right there!  Steckline is 2" taller, but weighs less, so isn't as strong.

Edited by Jsixspd, 08 February 2014 - 03:54 PM.


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Posted 08 February 2014 - 06:28 PM

Having to click through all the links to make a decision is a level of research I'm just not comfortable with. I'm sure they're all great hockey players and lovely human beings.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 07:55 PM

######?

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 09:30 PM

Most of these ladies are bigger than Tyler Ennis.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:57 PM

View Postubkev, on 08 February 2014 - 09:30 PM, said:

Most of these ladies are bigger than Tyler Ennis.
thats not saying much. I mean i took a dump that was nearly his weight once....

Edited by drnkirishone, 08 February 2014 - 11:57 PM.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:04 AM

View PostSwampD, on 08 February 2014 - 06:28 PM, said:

Having to click through all the links to make a decision is a level of research I'm just not comfortable with. I'm sure they're all great hockey players and lovely human beings.

I'm glad i don't hold that kind of morality and i had nothing better to do at work thank you chinese newyear ;)

Can Szabados shannon - the two you got up seem to fake or something :P
Fin Susanna tapina - the rest of the team let me down
Sui Florence shelling <--- can't believe you missed her :D
USA Gigi marvin - great stripper name there Gigi - also hotter than the ones you put up, its actually her eyes that won me over :D
GER kerstin spielberger - looking at her age she is prolly illegal for us in most countries.
JPN nana fujimoto only good one , im not into the asian thing but she looks good.
RUS vafina alexendra, i think by this time you were slipping a bit from looking at all the pics.
SWE Asserholt jenni for me, but i understand your picks, was more difficult to take a winner on this team.

Overall Gigi is the hottest out there for me, with vafina alexandra as a second and florence shelling as third. I go for the ones with the most "natural " look.


Edit

Into the doghouse:
SUI sandra thallman, damn if im opposing team coach I ask for a physical examination to make sure she isn't packing more than she should be.

Edited by Heimdall, 09 February 2014 - 01:07 AM.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:23 AM

Starts and ends with Hilary Knight and anyone else.
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:23 AM

nah i still pick Gigi :P

Edited by Heimdall, 09 February 2014 - 03:23 AM.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:02 AM

I love how it sensors the letters J-A-P for Japan.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:28 AM

View PostKristian, on 09 February 2014 - 04:02 AM, said:

I love how it sensors the letters J-A-P for Japan.
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JPN is short for japan though :P

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 07:19 AM

View Post.55., on 09 February 2014 - 02:23 AM, said:

Starts and ends with Hilary Knight and anyone else.
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Her online picture does not come close to doing her justice.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:12 AM

View PostHeimdall, on 09 February 2014 - 01:04 AM, said:



I'm glad i don't hold that kind of morality and i had nothing better to do at work thank you chinese newyear ;)

Can Szabados shannon - the two you got up seem to fake or something :P
Fin Susanna tapina - the rest of the team let me down
Sui Florence shelling <--- can't believe you missed her :D
USA Gigi marvin - great stripper name there Gigi - also hotter than the ones you put up, its actually her eyes that won me over :D
GER kerstin spielberger - looking at her age she is prolly illegal for us in most countries.
JPN nana fujimoto only good one , im not into the asian thing but she looks good.
RUS vafina alexendra, i think by this time you were slipping a bit from looking at all the pics.
SWE Asserholt jenni for me, but i understand your picks, was more difficult to take a winner on this team.

Overall Gigi is the hottest out there for me, with vafina alexandra as a second and florence shelling as third. I go for the ones with the most "natural " look.


Edit

Into the doghouse:
SUI sandra thallman, damn if im opposing team coach I ask for a physical examination to make sure she isn't packing more than she should be.

That's the spirit!

There are a few girl next door lookers, but I was trying to add selection. As a whole, the goalies were the cutest.

I had Gigi on the list 4 years ago...time to pass the torch.



View PostKristian, on 09 February 2014 - 04:02 AM, said:

I love how it sensors the letters J-A-P for Japan.

The software was programmed off of a Don Rickles act.....

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:16 PM

View Postwjag, on 09 February 2014 - 07:19 AM, said:

Her online picture does not come close to doing her justice.

I'd stick poke her.

Uh, maybe "lay the lumber to her" sounds a little more manly.

Edited by grinreaper, 09 February 2014 - 03:17 PM.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:05 PM

Not for nothing, but, of the women on the US and Canada women's hockey teams, what percentage do you think are not-at-all-interested-in-the-men-folk?

I'm guessing it's a percentage higher than what you'd find in the general population. Maybe 25%?

EDIT: for example, potentially:

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Jocelyn Lamoureux

That there? That's a butch look, bruh.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:23 PM

View PostThat Aud Smell, on 10 February 2014 - 12:05 PM, said:

That there? That's a butch look, bruh.

She's from North Dakota.  Whadayagonnado.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:48 PM

If that's butch, then I must be a total lezzy. I stomp around in Carhartts and plaid like her all winter long... gosh, I feel bad for d4rk now, didn't realize I looked like such a lumberjill. Practicality. Gotta sacrifice some of that girly bs sometimes.

If they're anything like most of the young female athletes I know, they're possibly pansexual. There's just something about a person half in half out of their hockey pads...

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:49 PM

View PostThat Aud Smell, on 10 February 2014 - 12:05 PM, said:

Not for nothing, but, of the women on the US and Canada women's hockey teams, what percentage do you think are not-at-all-interested-in-the-men-folk?

I'm guessing it's a percentage higher than what you'd find in the general population. Maybe 25%?

EDIT: for example, potentially:

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Jocelyn Lamoureux

That there? That's a butch look, bruh.

Having known many women's hockey players over the years, it can be hard to tell. But a good indicator was always which ones wore sweatpants to class after practice.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:53 PM

Yeah i didn't want to start the "i see alot of lesbian potential" topic, but luckily someone else did, still have faith in mankind :D

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:15 PM

View PostJosie914, on 10 February 2014 - 12:48 PM, said:

If that's butch, then I must be a total lezzy. I stomp around in Carhartts and plaid like her all winter long... gosh, I feel bad for d4rk now, didn't realize I looked like such a lumberjill. Practicality. Gotta sacrifice some of that girly bs sometimes. If they're anything like most of the young female athletes I know, they're possibly pansexual. There's just something about a person half in half out of their hockey pads...

i'd say that look is predictive, not determinative.

anyhoo, i meant no offense, and regret if any were taken.

in fact, i sorta meant to slow the roll of objectifying the ice hockey ladies by pointing out that a good number of them, y'know, might bat for the other (same?) team.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:40 PM

This might be one of the most ridiculous threads I've seen.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:47 PM

View PostThat Aud Smell, on 10 February 2014 - 01:15 PM, said:

i'd say that look is predictive, not determinative.

anyhoo, i meant no offense, and regret if any were taken.

in fact, i sorta meant to slow the roll of objectifying the ice hockey ladies by pointing out that a good number of them, y'know, might bat for the other (same?) team.
Yeah, sorry, I try to keep my nose out of these kinds of threads/discussions and let you boys have your fun (it's a male dominated community, after all, and to be expected), but sometimes I can't resist. It IS a pretty fascinating look inside the way the other sex thinks, good and bad! Don't mean to be a total feminazi.

I am plenty guilty of drooling on the water polo players and half naked Canadian bobsled team when the opportunity arises. They are pretty manses, as ink would say. :)

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 02:07 PM

View PostJosie914, on 10 February 2014 - 01:47 PM, said:

Yeah, sorry, I try to keep my nose out of these kinds of threads/discussions and let you boys have your fun (it's a male dominated community, after all, and to be expected), but sometimes I can't resist. It IS a pretty fascinating look inside the way the other sex thinks, good and bad! Don't mean to be a total feminazi.

I am plenty guilty of drooling on the water polo players and half naked Canadian bobsled team when the opportunity arises. They are pretty manses, as ink would say. :)

you're not being a feminazi for calling out weak sauce like  "hey, durr, loogit the girl in flannel, herba-durr. betcha she's a ######." because that's basically what i put out there.

and, yeah: there's no sense in denying that, if you're into the physiques of guys and/or gals, the olympics are chock full of eye candy.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 02:08 PM

Lemme Help....


Russian Goalie Ana Prugova

https://www.google.c...iw=1454&bih=726


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Edited by X. Benedict, 10 February 2014 - 02:17 PM.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 02:22 PM

View PostHeimdall, on 10 February 2014 - 12:53 PM, said:

Yeah i didn't want to start the "i see alot of lesbian potential" topic, but luckily someone else did, still have faith in mankind :D

You didn't notice the "Scissors" tag on the thread.  Always classy.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 02:23 PM

View PostX. Benedict, on 10 February 2014 - 02:08 PM, said:

Lemme Help....


Russian Goalie Ana Prugova

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 02:53 PM

View PostSwampD, on 08 February 2014 - 06:28 PM, said:

Having to click through all the links to make a decision is a level of research I'm just not comfortable with. I'm sure they're all great hockey players and lovely human beings.

View PostMattPie, on 10 February 2014 - 01:40 PM, said:

This might be one of the most ridiculous threads I've seen.
Seriously, talk about having WAY too much time (and lotion) on your hands.

I mean, geez...isn't curling on, or something?

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:32 PM

View PostIKnowPhysics, on 10 February 2014 - 02:22 PM, said:



You didn't notice the "Scissors" tag on the thread.  Always classy.

I'll post now to put myself one post ahead of you in this thread.....this way you don't have to feel ashamed of yourself...ya'know?.....

Feel free to talk about the beauty of the game....a game played at the speed and physicality of a Nichols/Timon game.....

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:44 PM

I'll enjoy hockey at any level.  But I've never heard of Nichols or Timon playing with this level of emotion:



Also, from Team USA, I vote for Amanda Kessel, 2013 Big Ten Female Athlete of the Year.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:46 PM

View PostBob Malooga, on 10 February 2014 - 02:53 PM, said:

Seriously, talk about having WAY too much time (and lotion) on your hands.

I mean, geez...isn't curling on, or something?

I see this quite attractive russian goaltender I found for you does nyet for you.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 04:49 PM

Germany's goalie Viona Harrer
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 05:00 PM

The goalies are the best of the bunch for sure. Little Nana of Japan almost pulled the upset yesterday as well.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 05:02 PM

View PostFiXCzeR, on 10 February 2014 - 04:49 PM, said:

Germany's goalie Viona Harrer

well shiver me timbers -- winner winner chicken dinner.

what can i say: i have a type.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 05:04 PM

View PostThat Aud Smell, on 10 February 2014 - 05:02 PM, said:



well shiver me timbers -- winner winner chicken dinner.

what can i say: i have a type.

I bet you crushed on "Samantha" from Gimmie A Break??!!

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 05:08 PM

i mean, c'mon.

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and not for nothing, but the 'net comes up empty with racy pictures like the one that russian tramp took (i keed, i keed), which makes me like her even more. i go all-in for that wholesome thing.

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I bet you crushed on "Samantha" from Gimmie A Break??!!

good call!

in that same cohort: the divine neve campbell.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 05:26 PM

I don't know about Nichols-Timon, but I recall a Canisius-St. Joe's game in the late 70's played without fans because of the extracurricular activity involving both fans and players at the prior game.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:13 PM

I would need a full spread (no pun intended) of all the choices to make a choice.  Too lazy to google all of them.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:02 PM

View PostThat Aud Smell, on 10 February 2014 - 05:02 PM, said:

well shiver me timbers -- winner winner chicken dinner.

what can i say: i have a type.
I don't think our types are too far off.  Dayum.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 01:38 PM

i am sure they are all beautiful inside.... :angel:





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