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Top Ten Worries Santa Has About Certain Sabres Taking Rudolph's Place


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#1 ThePhantomListWriter

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:50 AM

Good thing Wilbur licked me. On the face. I had dozed off for a few years there. Wait... who's President?

From the Home Office in Buffalo, New York, The Top Ten Worries Santa Has About Certain Sabres Taking Rudolph's Place This Christmas Eve…

Number 10...
Entire payload will be dumped into the Coral Sea if Maxim Afinogenov stops on a dime over Rockhampton, Australia and makes a quick turn toward Papua New Guinea...


Number 9...
North Pole runway will have to be quadrupled in length to allow Dave Andreychuk enough time to achieve minimum speed for takeoff...


Number 8...
Nervous elves will bail out if they think the sleigh is actually being guided by Satan...


Number 7...
Two-hour delay if Alexei Zhitnik has to be booked for clubbing a little girl with a carrot left out for Cupid...


Number 6...
Over Iraq, Martin Biron's big mouth will attract the attention of Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard, evasive maneuver will be needed to avoid a ground-to-air missile...

Number 5...
Other reindeer will be spooked when Rob Ray inevitably head-butts Dasher...


Number 4...
Santa will lose his cookies if Dominik Hasek, trying to impress friends and family, turns the sleigh upside down over Pardubice, Czech Republic...


Number 3...
Every blessed kid in France will wake up if seven reindeer and 28 drunken elves start chanting, “STUUUUUUU! STUUUUUUU! STUUUUUUU!”...


Number 2...
His eyes fixed on Michael Peca's bubble butt, openly-gay Prancer will pay absolutely no attention to where he's going...


And The Number 1 Worry Santa Has About Certain Sabres Taking Rudolph's Place This Christmas Eve...
Dozens of preteen girls driving their sleighs recklessly behind Santa's in an attempt to meet that cutie Rhett Warrener

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 05:41 PM

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:15 PM

You smelt it, you dealt it. Nice job, Ink.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:19 AM

View Postinkman, on 17 December 2012 - 05:41 PM, said:

:unsure:

View PostPASabreFan, on 17 December 2012 - 08:15 PM, said:

You smelt it, you dealt it. Nice job, Ink.

I am George Costanza on this one ... without speech.  So,

:w00t: !!

Edited by Sabres Fan In NS, 18 December 2012 - 10:45 AM.


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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:13 AM

View PostPASabreFan, on 17 December 2012 - 08:15 PM, said:

You smelt it, you dealt it. Nice job, Ink.

I don't know why, but I've always assumed that you were the one posting stuff like this.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:50 PM

View Postshrader, on 18 December 2012 - 10:13 AM, said:

I don't know why, but I've always assumed that you were the one posting stuff like this.

Yada, yada, yada... I'm probably Wilbur too.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:16 PM

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 08:23 PM

View PostPASabreFan, on 18 December 2012 - 06:50 PM, said:



Yada, yada, yada... I'm probably Wilbur too.

And others

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:14 PM

View Postshrader, on 18 December 2012 - 08:23 PM, said:

And others

I might be everyone on this board. I might have a lot of free time. I probably just blew the mind of at least one lurker.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 08:27 AM

View PostPASabreFan, on 18 December 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

I might be everyone on this board. I might have a lot of free time. I probably just blew the mind of at least one lurker.

You're even me too.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 12:26 PM

View PostPASabreFan, on 18 December 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

I might be everyone on this board. I might have a lot of free time. I probably just blew the mind of at least one lurker.

Speaking of the state of mental health care in this country..... ;)