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#1 inkman

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 02:20 AM

Soo...not sure how I got here but here goes.  What is the attraction to female breasts?  Don't get me wrong, there's no bigger breast man than myself.  I'm trying to get to an underlying cause here.  

Sexually, at least preconception, they are merely nothing more than toys or handles.  Obviously, post conception, they are extreme functional and life sustaining.  

So are men hard wired to associate large breasts with life sustainability therefore more sexually attracted to them or is it something different?  

Just throwin it out there...

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 02:23 AM

The answer with breasts is almost ALWAYS yes.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 02:38 AM

In a related topic, I'm watching a new episode of pop up video, with Katy Perry being the first video.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 04:09 AM

I thinkin its the entire package,  if you're walking through the woods and see some breasts on a pine tree,  its not nearly as enticing, after all,  breasts are nothing more than pouches of fat.

Now you throw that same rack on Megan foxs' body and its a different story. You need to paint the entire picture ;)

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 06:43 AM

Who cares about breast, ill take a tight ass anyday.

Edited by neverenough, 17 December 2011 - 06:44 AM.


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Posted 17 December 2011 - 08:55 AM

Well, I care for one.

Edited by weave, 17 December 2011 - 08:56 AM.


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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:03 AM

 weave, on 17 December 2011 - 08:55 AM, said:

Well, I care for one.

Just one?  Like a cyclops boob?

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:13 AM

I saw something about this a couple of years ago on the Discovery Channel. Some British guy was saying that there is no logic. To encourage mankind to continue the species, we're hardwired to be attracted to buxom redheads. Okay, that's just me. But the idea is that we have a built-in instinct to like curves. Has something to do with childbearing. As primates that walked stooped over, the most visible curvy part of a female was the ass. When the species started walking erect - yes, he snickered when he said "erect," we started paying attention to curvy breasts.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:20 AM

Some things just are as they should be and need not be questioned.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:21 AM

 spndnchz, on 17 December 2011 - 09:03 AM, said:

Just one?  Like a cyclops boob?

I'd look.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:23 AM

Because they're usually covered and somewhat 'taboo' and off-limits.  Same with a female rear-end and "other areas".  A woman dressed in a sexy dress or neglige that enhances her parts, at least to me, is MUCH sexier than a woman totally nude.  It leaves much more to the imagination which enhances our desire.  Sort of like teenagers who want to drink BEFORE they're legally of age - the fact that they're prohibited from having it can be a driving force in they're wanting it.

That and the fact that those suckers are almost at eye level ... sometimes I envy Gerbe - I mean they're RIGHT THERE!!

Edited by skondolf, 17 December 2011 - 09:24 AM.


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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:24 AM

 Claude_Verret, on 17 December 2011 - 09:20 AM, said:

Some things just are as they should be and need not be questioned.

This.

 skondolf, on 17 December 2011 - 09:23 AM, said:

A woman dressed in a sexy dress or neglige that enhances her parts, at least to me, is MUCH sexier than a woman totally nude.

And this.


I'll throw out a related question to fuel the conversation: size or shape, which is more important to you?  (If it were a poll, you'd see one for shape already.)

Edited by carpandean, 17 December 2011 - 09:26 AM.


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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:27 AM

 carpandean, on 17 December 2011 - 09:24 AM, said:

This.

I'll throw out a related question to fuel the conversation: size or shape, which is more important to you?  (If it were a poll, you'd see one for shape already.)

Imma fall back to a Ron White quote to sum it up.


Once you've seen one pair of breasts................................... you wanna see them all..

Edited by weave, 17 December 2011 - 09:27 AM.


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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:29 AM

The most logical answer I've seen...

Men want young women because they are the most virile and the most likely to deliver a healthy baby, biologically.  The perkiness of a woman's breasts is an easily accessible barometer for youth (thus the push-up bra).  

As for the obsession with LARGE breasts?  That's a cultural thing that I can't really explain...personally I prefer breasts that are proportional to the body, and can't stand implants.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:39 AM

big boobs = can feed more childrens. big butt/hips = less likely to die in childbirth. awwwww yeah...sexy

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:47 AM

 NowDoYouBelieve, on 17 December 2011 - 09:29 AM, said:


As for the obsession with LARGE breasts?  That's a cultural thing that I can't really explain......

It because they are easier to motorboat with....... :beer:

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:53 AM

There really isn't any "why"; you're just attracted to what you're attracted to.  Some guys like blonds and some guys like brunettes, but if you asked either guy to explain WHY that is, it pretty much comes down to "that's what I like."  At some point, as you get older, you figure out that you like new girls because they remind you of girls you used to know.  Part of that is you having a "type" and the other part is you trying to replace something you used to have.

As for breasts, it has way more to do with shape than size.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:55 AM

 NowDoYouBelieve, on 17 December 2011 - 09:29 AM, said:

The most logical answer I've seen...

Men want young women because they are the most virile and the most likely to deliver a healthy baby, biologically.  The perkiness of a woman's breasts is an easily accessible barometer for youth (thus the push-up bra).  

As for the obsession with LARGE breasts?  That's a cultural thing that I can't really explain...personally I prefer breasts that are proportional to the body, and can't stand implants.
Exactly.

 weave, on 17 December 2011 - 09:27 AM, said:

Imma fall back to a Ron White quote to sum it up.


Once you've seen one pair of breasts................................... you wanna see them all..

The genius of Ron White.  I think Jeff Foxworthy did a bit on that where guys will say yes to seeing anyone's boobs. Like the old biker chick at the bar offers to flash you, you say yes, then you take a shot and tell her "ok, that's enough."

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 12:11 PM



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Posted 17 December 2011 - 02:46 PM

 Bmwolf21, on 17 December 2011 - 11:55 AM, said:

The genius of Ron White.  I think Jeff Foxworthy did a bit on that where guys will say yes to seeing anyone's boobs. Like the old biker chick at the bar offers to flash you, you say yes, then you take a shot and tell her "ok, that's enough."

That was Ron White:

"She could be an 80 year old biker chick, like 'you wanna see my titties?'"

"Yeah, I do."

(flinches)

"Okay, you can roll 'em back up now!"

Edited by biodork, 17 December 2011 - 02:47 PM.


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Posted 17 December 2011 - 03:27 PM

 weave, on 17 December 2011 - 09:21 AM, said:

I'd look.

With both eyes?

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 03:53 PM

 biodork, on 17 December 2011 - 02:46 PM, said:

That was Ron White:

"She could be an 80 year old biker chick, like 'you wanna see my titties?'"

"Yeah, I do."

(flinches)

"Okay, you can roll 'em back up now!"

Yeah, sounds about right.  All those redneck tour guys have kind of morphed into one big comedy routine.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 05:16 PM

I'm an ass man to the core. Wide hips, plump thighs and a phat bottom hypnotize me. boobs are just a plus, but they definitely don't turn my head. To each his own I guess haha

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 06:16 PM

I like to touch on this subject.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 07:04 PM

Let's do this!!!!

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 07:58 PM

 87168, on 17 December 2011 - 05:16 PM, said:

I'm an ass man to the core. Wide hips, plump thighs and a phat bottom hypnotize me. boobs are just a plus, but they definitely don't turn my head. To each his own I guess haha
  Thats whats up

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 08:23 PM

 Andrew Amerk, on 17 December 2011 - 06:16 PM, said:

I like to touch on this subject.

... I see what you did there... :flirt:

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 08:56 PM

 87168, on 17 December 2011 - 05:16 PM, said:

I'm an ass man to the core. Wide hips, plump thighs and a phat bottom hypnotize me. boobs are just a plus, but they definitely don't turn my head. To each his own I guess haha
I like a nice ass too but if the upstairs isn't proportionate with the downstairs, she ends up looking like a weeble.

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Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:09 AM

I will go on record as saying I like them. I like them all including fake ones!
Any guy who says ya but their fake should simply resign.
Fake ones may be similar but they are similar in their perfectness. If you dont like that well, grab some ass then.

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Posted 18 December 2011 - 11:02 PM

 Andrew Amerk, on 17 December 2011 - 06:16 PM, said:

I like to touch on this subject.
So do I.

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 12:53 AM

Mmmmmmm, breasts!

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 09:31 AM

 rickshaw, on 19 December 2011 - 12:53 AM, said:

Mmmmmmm, breasts!
You can also find them here.

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 10:39 AM

 Mark from Albany, on 17 December 2011 - 09:13 AM, said:

I saw something about this a couple of years ago on the Discovery Channel. Some British guy was saying that there is no logic. To encourage mankind to continue the species, we're hardwired to be attracted to buxom redheads. Okay, that's just me. But the idea is that we have a built-in instinct to like curves. Has something to do with childbearing. As primates that walked stooped over, the most visible curvy part of a female was the ass. When the species started walking erect - yes, he snickered when he said "erect," we started paying attention to curvy breasts.
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 11:13 AM

As interesting as this thread is, that fact that it has as many posts as it does two days after one of the most embarrassing losses by any Sabres' team EVER speaks volumes...

Also, I'm a leg man....  :rolleyes:

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 12:17 PM

I'm a good proportions type of guy.  :thumbsup:

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 12:52 PM

 weave, on 17 December 2011 - 09:21 AM, said:

I'd look.

I kinda went the other way there didn't I?

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 05:43 PM

Marissa Bailey fans......Channel 2...LIKE NOW!

Christmas green number is barely holding them in. I'm headed offline for a few.....

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 06:13 PM

all ass all tHe time.

my lower Case C and H are not working on tHe board.

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 06:43 PM

 Ghost of Dwight Drane, on 28 December 2011 - 05:43 PM, said:

Marissa Bailey fans......Channel 2...LIKE NOW!

Christmas green number is barely holding them in. I'm headed offline for a few.....

Are you still master of your domain?

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 12:46 AM

 Sabres Fan In NS, on 28 December 2011 - 06:43 PM, said:

Are you still master of your domain?

Update:

She was standing for a report at 5:30 and the contour was amazing. She anchored at 6 and was seated at the desk, keeping her heaving bosoms in check with the desk and camera acting as a virtual cage.

Still master of my domain.

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